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tormans-space: trac3r: when your dad is the hokage Yooooooooooooooo
YOU CHEAT AT MARIO CART: I FUCK YOUR DAD. SORRY DAVE, THATS HOW IT WORKS. I DONT MAKE THE RULES. this is horrible what compelled me to do this
seriously… Every time my dad tells me I’m smart and that he’s shocked that my grades arent as they were In middle school I feel like punching him in the face. I hate the fact that he has these expectations that I’m gonna get
ok so im at the hospital watching over my dad and Im pretty sure IM the one who needs to be watched over because I am spilling juice down my shirt and tripping over cords/wires and causing chaos everywhere I go…
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: But perla i just remembered about that boy in the heel-y shoes and rolling down the hallway and im crying omg.HAHAHAHAHAHAHH WE FOUND OUT WHO HE IS, OLIVIA IS FRIENDS WITH HIM I CAAAANNT AHAHWAHAHAHA WTH AHAHA
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: oh man my dad found an old book outside his work and when he opened it foreign money fell out of it Im on a search to find out what it is okay so ITS 500 CAMBODIAN RIELS IM SO EXCITED LETS
kingkii: jackadiddlediddle: lezbisouthernn: she looks exactly like her dad! Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
poundcakeinstrumental: poundcakeinstrumental: stop the white gays the dad literally dont give a fuck im still laughing at this ordeal
steven-carlsburg: meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
max-keeble:for the love of god let me reblog these damn ads
spaceeyes: back in the old days where dvds were rented from businesses trying to cash in on blockbuster’s success, my dad used to burn the dvds so we’d have our own copy but he’d always have the weirdest label ideas. we would have candid photos
the-cocky-bitch: fireandshellamari: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: so my dad fixes hot tubs for a living which means he goes to people’s houses and has all these crazy stories, but he has some regular customers that really like him. he’s also basically
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
sex-in-the-family: txt: happy birthday dad, since mom is away and im the only other woman in the house, i will give you your birthday sex, see you when you get back from work x
im-area: Jungle Book Two Dads
swan2swan:swan2swan:swan2swan:punished-ned:welcometoyell:knightofleo: Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best. Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.
welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: have u ever wonder what EXO’s family members think about their hair? EXO’s mom : yes the blond one is my son wait what i mean the brown one oh no the red one oops he’s the rainbow one EXO’s dad: my son is the one
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
aupu: princesslioness: itsarumicworld: Inuyasha on Robot Chicken aupu IM THE DAD
thatharlequingirlemanni: So as soon as I get home I take my clothes off and lock myself in my room but today my asshole little brother decided to barge in and he saw my tattoo (my dad doesn’t know about it) and he threatened to tell my dad Being the
i-hate-the-beach: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t
askfordoodles: cuddlyplaguedoctor: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders That’s adorable. I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
lovemysis-88: mom and dad are out, and becouse im the bigger one im the one who rules now.. take off your clothes little brother, rule number one is no clothes allowed!
So I realized I needed to change SOMETHING about my workouts since it seems like im not getting the change I thought I would at this point (diet too-which hasnt been bad but im gonna make better) so I mixed it up. 18 minutes elliptical, 23 minutes bike,
swordswaltz:yeah im transsexual. transitioning from sex with your dad to sex with your mom. i also identify with a different gender than the one i was assigned at birth
the-absolute-funniest-posts: papa-nier: trust me im a dad
the-absolute-best-posts: papa-nier: trust me im a dad
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
The Non-Believer.
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
tepitome: Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
dad said i can do it !!! i can volunteer at the animal shelter !!! now all i gotta do is send them an email and they will review it and then call me in for like an evaluation / orientation
Signal Boost : Please help me get to the dentist ! (reblog as text if you can please)
blogger-in-the-works replied to your post: im sad because dad bought this apple s… exactly what kind of sugar are we talking about? like LOADED and imbedded into the pastry or Über-sweetened to the inferno and back? BOTH like it was baked uber
i was gonna use the weekend to finish on some projects and old wips but i spent it on working on commissions cause ive been helping dad pay some bills i don’t mind that much cause (money yay) but im still really anxious to finish these drawings,
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
okay so im too lazy to make a Stevenbomb bingo card but here’s some of the things im hoping for/predicting !! ☆ Stevonnie or Stevonnie mention ☆ Amedot ☆ Greg and Connie meeting/talking about Peridot ☆ Peridot calling Greg “dad” ☆
Well that was a stream, got drunk, fucked own brother first chance Igot, had another dude joinin for voicework. I mean it was pretty rgeat haha. now I can finally focus on drawing, did I mention I was drunjk, shouldnt have played this drinking game.
So marty sold the song and gave greg money.But why now after so many years? He could just said he made it.And why share with greg if hes such a jerk? Meh,im sure it all makes sense if you see drop beat dad. What i dont get is greg has no idea what to
IM CALLING IT NOW: DROP BEAT DAD IS ABOUT MARTY
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
I said I would, so here’s my dad’s dogs. The blue collie is named Angus and the sheltie is Jack.(pretend-im-not-there)oh my godthe fluffTHE FLUFFT H E F L U F F
omfggg my dad is laughing at something in the other room and his laugh is sO HIGH PITCHED IM C RYINHSFhfsh
bug update: dad came home and went into my room but couldn’t find it. then I checked and saw it was stuck in my window. It’s a honey bee
im about to go visit my momma at the hospital cause she just had back surgery today and shes in her room resting now ;u;
i got morgan ;-; the poor bb… shes so cute tho….
theres maybe a 99.8% chance that the balding white haired fluffy beard dude watching atlas news could be dad schnee and i could not be happier
grumpsaesthetics: zeldaoflegend: who’s ready to play a gay dad dating sim voiced by the game grumps oh boy…
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